1. time-sponges:

    dietchola:

    the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

    image

    deep roy

    Deep roy the chocolate boy

    (via rude-teenager)

     
  2. psychmajorpizzamaker:

    fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

    optimus-primette:

    stunningpicture:

    He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

    WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

    Oh my goodness

    This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

    (via troyesivan)

     
  3. harto-helbig:

    netzmare:

    scaenica:

    [x]

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

    bUT NOTES

    (via rude-teenager)

     
  4. voicesofreasons:

    katalystofawesome:

    dizzydicks:

    I scrolled down for an explanation and there was none.

    More unattainable standards for today’s girls

    I think it’s pretty self-explanatory

    (Source: queenofpain666, via rude-teenager)

     
  5. ruinedchildhood:

    umm

    (Source: bvids, via tyleroakley)

     

  6. desmondkilometers:

    do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

    (Source: hitchups, via adorablecunts)

     
  7. unclefather:

    the folt in our stors

    (via adorablecunts)

     

  8. deodrant:

    i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

    (Source: rnerrychristmas, via rude-teenager)

     

  9. ezrakoenig:

    hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

    (via rude-teenager)

     
  10. jynnne:

    I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.

    (via rude-teenager)

     
  11. mtv:

    #pause

    (via rude-teenager)

     
  12. awwww-cute:

    He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

    (via rude-teenager)

     

  13. italiham:

    butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

    accend:

    doughnot:

    those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

    pure gold

    Pure gold

    Pure gold

    (Source: doughnot, via rude-teenager)

     
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  15. saucefactory:

    queelez:

    lord-of-the-nerds:

    discordion:

    When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

    When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

    When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

    When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

    When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

    When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

    When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

    When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

    clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

    #incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

    THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

    (via rude-teenager)